But I don't have a webcam

Three years ago my friend got me addicted to Yahoo Answers. But like every other addiction – Facebook being an exception – I soon forgot about it. And then yesterday, I had a question which I could not find an answer to so I decided to try Yahoo Answers. Just so you know, I still have zero answers. Useless site.

Well anyways, I was there a minute ago, checking to see if anybody has answered my difficult question and I stumbled upon other questions which I had asked 3 years ago. One of them was about making a living on the internet. A couple of answers were amusing. Funny how I don’t recall seeing them 3 years ago.

Answer 1: make a porn site..or maybe add a few sexy pics of yourself that people can buy...
Answer 2: sell access for subscribers to see you nude on your webcam

Hmm…what if I’m a big fat ugly man with hair growing out of my nostrils and ears?
Sex sells. But I’m not desperate.

And then there were a few more helpful but boring answers. I’m not in the mood to make money online right now. 90% of my time spent online is gawking Facebook. I wonder if you can get paid for doing just that.