Mobile Loo

Introducing the 21st century’s toilet – the mobile loo, or also called the Elevaloo. Elevaloo is really simple to use. All you need to do is push a button, and the door will open. Well, sometimes you have to wait a bit; it’s still a new technology, so you have to pardon the glitches. After the door opens, step inside and you can relief yourself. Simple isn’t it?

Now what makes the Elevaloo so different?

It can take you to where you want to go! When inside, just play with a few buttons, the door will open (remember to zip up first) and viola! You’re there! Amazing isn’t it? Unfortunately Elevaloo is only available in a few countries, one of them being Malaysia. Tsk. Sad isn’t it? You can’t find it in Singapore too because it has already been banned. There it only functions to get you to where you want to be, the toilet function has been disabled.

Lucky me, my apartment comes equipped with Elevaloo. Oh I’m so fortunate.

Get what I mean yet? Who in their right minds would pee in the lift??? I know you think your urine smells nice, HEY, others don’t think the same. I don’t see how one would urinate in their own lifts. Unless you don’t live there and you fucking hate those who do. C’mon! What’s next? Shit there?